Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Conspiracy Theory

A Large , I say a LARGE , Hadron Collider , is to be tested this week in Switzerland . This is due to take place on the 11th September , yes the 7th anniversary of 9/11.This experiment could have very serious effects on "life- as- we- know - it - Tim(?) "
The lunatic fringe , of which I am of course a fully paid-up member ; we feel that one of the side effects could be the creation of black holes (we in the L.F. know all about black holes , if YOU don't , read Stephen Hawking ).
These BH's are capable of swallowing up the universe . Of course WE know that the fact that this experiment JUST HAPPENS to coincide with a world wide recession is no coincidense at all .
All the money in all the financial centres in all the world will just disappear down this hole , and all the wankers ....oops sorry ..I mean bankers ........ of the world will tell the governments of the world that now that they have lost all their (our?) money , through NO fault of their own , please can they , the governments , give them a dig -out by returning their (our?) money to them a.s.a.p. so they can start scre..ing us all over again .
"Nonsense!" I hear you say.(hand cupped to ear )....
But haven't they ALREADY sunk € 5.5billion mil. in a hole in the ground.....gotta go ...can't talk now....eating...
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1 comment:

Rob said...

black hole is an apt metaphor...some of these financial institutions were stock-market stars only a year ago...but they were all built of ether and the quintessence of dust...speaking of stars, Mum and Margie are having a grand old time...reading your blog was one of the highlights of the Jersey City dinner party last night...not sure what that says about their hosts...